Hilarious Zoo Animal Jokes for Kids:
Planning a visit to the zoo?
That’s a great idea! Want to take that experience a few notches higher? You might want to share some fun animal rib-ticklers with your little one.
You will find compiled here, a list of hilarious zoo animal jokes that will make that upcoming zoo trip, even more memorable.
Whether on the journey to the zoo, or whilst admiring those wonderful creatures in their exhibits, these jokes will have your little one in splits.
Fancy a laugh yourself, before sharing some zoo jokes with your kids? Read on, and laugh out loud!
Funny Animal Jokes for Kids
Elephants to tigers, we have them all covered in our list of top zoo jokes. Here they are, presented animal-wise.
What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
Get out of its way!
How do elephants talk to each other?
On the Ele-phone.
What time is it when elephants are chasing you?
Ten after one.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What was the elephant’s favorite sport?
What is a bear who studies dentistry called? A molar bear.
What happens when a bear stands in the rain for a long time?
They become drizzly bears.
How would a bear stop a movie?
They would press the ’Paws’ button.
What is the name you give a freezing bear?
How does a bear travel?
On a bear-o-plane.
Why wasn’t the lion honest?
Because then he wouldn’t be a lyin’ anymore.
What does a lion say to his pride before they go hunting?
Let us ‘Prey’…
What happened when the lion ate the clown?
He felt funny.
What do you call a lion’s reflection?
How does a lion move a boat?
He uses roars.
How do you get in touch with a penguin?
Give his cell phone a wing.
Who is the little penguin’s favorite relative?
What is the favorite Mexican food of penguins?
What bird always wins?
What do you call a penguin wandering in the desert?
What do adults call a one-legged hippo?
What is the best kind of hippo?
What do you call an elephant that makes fun of a hippo?
What do you call a hippo with a runny nose?
What do you call a hippo with a big butt?
What did the tiger say to his cub on his birthday?
It’s ‘roar’ birthday!
What word do tigers use to describe themselves?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A tiger lily.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes?
What is one of the tiger’s most favorite shopping places?
A shopping mall.
Why did the gorilla take a banana to the doctor?
He wasn’t ‘peeling’ very well.
Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
He couldn’t find the elevator.
What is the gorilla’s favorite fruit?
What do they feed gorillas in zoos in Paris?
What is the gorilla’s favorite biscuit?
What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy plane?
A plane in the neck!
Did you hear about the Giraffe and Ostrich race?
It was neck and neck.
Why don’t giraffes like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What do you call an animal that turns into a boat?
What’s green and hangs from trees?
How does a deer voice his disappointment?
He says ‘Oh-deer! Oh deer!’
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Where do deer get all their coffee?
Why do zebras have stripes?
Because they don’t want to be spotted.
What do a zebra and a panda have in common?
The answer is pretty black and white.
Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra?
You can never find the barcode.
What do zebras have that no other animal has?
What did the zebra say before leaving?
I’ll be right black.
What snakes are found on cars?
Why did the boa constrictors get married?
They had a crush on each other.
What did the snake put on his floor?
How do snakes weigh themselves?
With their scales.
Why are snakes hard to trick?
No one can pull their leg!